Me, as I'm kissing Cole goodnight: Ok, it's night night time. Close your eyes and go to sleep.
Cole: COLE NO SHUT EYES!
Me: Oh? Why not?
Cole: TOO DARK! COLE NO YIKE DARK! NO SHUT EYES NO DARK!
Me: Well, you can't argue with that logic.
When discussing the BOB-BOMS (bottoms) of various animals (yes, he is DEFINITELY a boy!):
Cole: COLE NO YIKE BOB-BOMS.
Me: Why is that?
Cole: HMM...TOO SOFT. COLE NO YIKE.
Me: Ohh, ok. Is there a body part you do like?
Cole: COLE YIKE FACES. SO PRETTY, MAMA! COLE YIKE MAMA FACE!
Me: ::heart melting::