Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The top-secret baby information the CIA doesn't want you to know

Are you sitting down?


Ok...here's the most valuable little nugget of information you will EVER get when it comes to your baby.


It may save you hundreds, no, THOUSANDS of dollars.


And no, it's not the magic formula to get your baby to sleep.  Seriously, people, if I had that I would be buying Chris a motorcyle for Christmas instead of what I am actually getting him (which is not a motorcyle). (Sorry to burst your hopes, babe.)


It's this: YOU NEVER EVER EVER NEED TO BUY A BABY/TODDLER/YOUNG CHILD A SINGLE TOY.


EVER.


Truly.  Toys are the most unnecessary objects created for babies.


Why?  Because they will play in/with/around a box quite happily for hours.

Case in point:

See? Aren't you glad I just saved you a bunch of money?

You're welcome.

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